Posts tagged: lol
i cant even make it past the table of contents im laughing too hard
*ME AVOIDING RESPONSIBILITIES*
i’m not attractive naturally i’m just decent looking at the right angle in the right light with the right makeup once in a while on a good day
i’m not sure if my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense
There needs to be a bar or club or something that when you walk in there’s a rack of different color wristbands with words like “I looking for-“
- no one
So that everyone would know who’s looking for who.
"Hey that girl is cute. And her wristband says she’s also looking for a girl. Sweet!”
"He’s cute, but his wristband says girls. Oh well."
you are the future